askstumpy:

colgateprower:

mrprower:

datass-assin:

lafein:

masterassassino:

algrenion:

thebitchinmagician:

eagleofmasyaf:

mysterycereal:

ohgodsalazarwhy:

Assassin’s Creed: Sit in a Bureau All Day
Assassin’s Creed: You Fuck You Killed My Brother
Assassin’s Creed: Goddammit my Arm
Assassin’s Creed: Altair Do I Have to Tell You How to Do Everything

Assassin’s Creed: The Novice Chronicles 

Assassin’s Creed: Vociferous Rantings of an Angry Dai
Assassin’s Creed: The Flying Inkpot Episode

Assassin’s Creed: Still Working on the Same Map
Assassin’s Creed: Your Mission Isn’t Even in This City Altair, Go Away

Assassin’s Creed: Hummus Party

Assassin’s Creed: Take This Feather and Fuck Off

I would play all of these forever.

Assassin’s Creed: Altair I Said Quietly You Dumbfuck
Assassin’s Creed: I Should Dust This Counter

Assassin’s Creed: I hope you Fucking miss the Haystack next time.
Assassin’s Creed: Fuck knows why The Boss Keeps You 

Reblogging with some one from the notes. I literally nearly stopped breathing
Assassin’s Creed: Refill my inkpot
Assassin’s Creed: Revenge of the Dusty Book
Assassin’s Creed: Keeping My Pimp Hand Strong
Assassin’s Creed: One handed wonder
Assassin’s Creed: Altair hold still i only want to stab you
Assassin’s Creed: aw fuck i spilled the ink again
Assassin’s Creed: Altair i will fucking drown you
Assassin’s Creed: I’m not letting you in until you become anonymous altair
Assassin’s Creed: Watch Altair sleep before missions
Assassin’s Creed: Unarmed
Assassin’s Creed: Take that apple and go fuck yourself
Assassin’s Creed: Somehow Free-run with one arm
Assassin’s Creed: Don’t make me give you another scar on your lip, Altair
Assassin’s Creed: Get the fuck out of my bureau
Assassin’s Creed: I’d strangle you if i had my other arm

[ Holy shit, I made this suggestion to ACConfessions like a few months ago and now it exploded. Anyway … ]
Assassin’s Creed: YOUR ACTIONS VERY MUCH CONCERN ME! Now on the 3Ds for EXTRA ink-pot throwing.


Reblogging because of the comments

askstumpy:

colgateprower:

mrprower:

datass-assin:

lafein:

masterassassino:

algrenion:

thebitchinmagician:

eagleofmasyaf:

mysterycereal:

ohgodsalazarwhy:

Assassin’s Creed: Sit in a Bureau All Day

Assassin’s Creed: You Fuck You Killed My Brother

Assassin’s Creed: Goddammit my Arm

Assassin’s Creed: Altair Do I Have to Tell You How to Do Everything

Assassin’s Creed: The Novice Chronicles 

Assassin’s Creed: Vociferous Rantings of an Angry Dai

Assassin’s Creed: The Flying Inkpot Episode

Assassin’s Creed: Still Working on the Same Map

Assassin’s Creed: Your Mission Isn’t Even in This City Altair, Go Away

Assassin’s Creed: Hummus Party

Assassin’s Creed: Take This Feather and Fuck Off

I would play all of these forever.

Assassin’s Creed: Altair I Said Quietly You Dumbfuck

Assassin’s Creed: I Should Dust This Counter

Assassin’s Creed: I hope you Fucking miss the Haystack next time.

Assassin’s Creed: Fuck knows why The Boss Keeps You 

Reblogging with some one from the notes. I literally nearly stopped breathing

Assassin’s Creed: Refill my inkpot

Assassin’s Creed: Revenge of the Dusty Book

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping My Pimp Hand Strong

Assassin’s Creed: One handed wonder

Assassin’s Creed: Altair hold still i only want to stab you

Assassin’s Creed: aw fuck i spilled the ink again

Assassin’s Creed: Altair i will fucking drown you

Assassin’s Creed: I’m not letting you in until you become anonymous altair

Assassin’s Creed: Watch Altair sleep before missions

Assassin’s Creed: Unarmed

Assassin’s Creed: Take that apple and go fuck yourself

Assassin’s Creed: Somehow Free-run with one arm

Assassin’s Creed: Don’t make me give you another scar on your lip, Altair

Assassin’s Creed: Get the fuck out of my bureau

Assassin’s Creed: I’d strangle you if i had my other arm

[ Holy shit, I made this suggestion to ACConfessions like a few months ago and now it exploded. Anyway … ]

Assassin’s Creed: YOUR ACTIONS VERY MUCH CONCERN ME! Now on the 3Ds for EXTRA ink-pot throwing.

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